It's 2010, most teenagers have internet access, cable TV is in every home, yet teenagers still know jack shit about sex. How is this still possible.? Yesterday i was talking to a couple of my wife's cousin's kids,(13/15yrs old male) they always come to "Uncle" Joe for advice. I tell like it is no bullshit or beating around the bush.(i fuck in the bush, well not so much now but I'm married so).
Kids-"Joe is there a God?"
Joe- "FUCK NO"
Kids-"I'm i gay because i watched gay porn?"
Joe " No way that shit is hot i jerk off to it all the time and I'm as straight as harry potters wand."
You get the picture, so the one kid's talking about his friends gf being awesome because his buddy said her pussy is so loose. Ya awesome because it was loose? So i laughed, he asked me why and i told him.
Joe-" you don't want a LOOSE pussy you want a Tight one"
Kid-"but isn't it suppose to be loose, how are you going to get it in?"
Well i just couldn't believe what i was hearing. Granted his dad is whipped and has no say in that house but at least teach your son the basics of the vagina.I already bought one of those models from the university that you can take apart. This one even has scratch and sniff. i want my son to be a phd in pussyology.
Anyways after pouring a helping cup of knowledge on his brain, i told him to go forth and educate his friend and his friend's friend because the last thing we need are uneducated horny teenage boys in my city.
